sweet baby cheesus.
I don’t think y’all understand how legendary of an idea this is.
so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend
but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND
THEN SHE DECORATED THEM AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD B/C OF THE “REALISM” OF THE GOOEY PAPER AND TOOK LOTS OF PICS AND SENT TO GRANDMA AND DEMANDED SHE TELL HER WHICH ONE WAS THE PRETTIEST
oh my FUCKING GOD
why are you dicking around???
yoU PIECE OF SHIT
Creamy Cauliflower Gratin from Feasting at Home:
½ C diced Bacon (optional ) or sub vegetarian “Bacon Bits”
1-2 Tablespoon olive oil
1 Cup sliced red onion or shallots
6-10 garlic cloves, rough chopped
1 Large head cauliflower
½ C water
Preheat oven to 375F.
Slice head of cauliflower into ½ inch think slices and chop into bite size pieces. Saute Bacon in a heavy bottom skillet on medium heat until just crisp. Set bacon aside, drain fat and wipe out pan. Saute onion over med- high heat in 1-2 T olive oil until tender, stirring often, about 5 minutes. Add garlic, turn heat to med and sauté until fragrant and golden. Add Chopped Cauliflower and ½ C water. Turn heat to med low, cover pan with foil or lid and let steam 12-14 minutes, until water has evaporated and cauliflower is tender.
While cauliflower is steaming, make Sage Bechamel. In a small pot, melt butter over medium heat. Stir until butter just begins to become golden and becomes nutty and fragrant. Add flour. Stir and cook flour for at least 1 minute. Whisk in ½ C milk making sure to whisk all the flour from the corners and sides of the pot. Add another ½ C milk, whisking well. When thickened, add final cup of milk, sage, spices, salt and whisk constantly until mixture thickens and just comes to a boil. Turn heat off. Add cheese and whisk until smooth.
Pour Sage Bechamel over the steamed cauliflower and stir it in, coating cauliflower well. Top with crispy bacon (or bacon bits) and few sage leaves and a little more cheese (optional) or bread crumbs ( optional). You could refrigerate overnight at this point if making ahead.
Bake in the oven, uncovered until lightly browned and bubbly, about 25 minutes.
What the World Eats
These amazing portraits feature pictures of families from different countries with a week’s worth of food purchases. The photos, from the book Hungry Planet: What the World Eats by Peter Menzel and Faith D’Aluision, reveal a stark contrast between cultures and expose the proliferation of processed foods in the western diet and in the diets of many developing countries. Some people have more to eat and, too often, eat more nutritionally questionable food. And their health suffers. It’s no wonder that we are seeing an increase in diseases related to diet & lifestyle choices. We also learn that diet is determined largely by uncontrollable forces like poverty, conflict and globalization.
- United States
- Great Britain